August 20 Humor

* The travel planner said, “I have a package that will fit your budget.”  “Tell me about it”, asked the shopper.  “It is Christmas in Alaska. Five nights and four nights.”

# The topic of the morning radio show was memorable moments from your first day of school. One girl called in and gave an eloquent report about her first day of school. Impressed the radio guy asked her how old she was. “12”, answered the vivacious girl. “And what year are you in”? The girl answered,  “2011”.

@ I worked myself up from nothing state of extreme poverty. Grouch Marx