August 21st Humor

* Political debates and like NASCAR races. Nobody really cares who wins they just come to see the crashes.

@ “Dad, Do you think the Indians were superior to the white men that took their country from them?”     “Yes, Son, those Indians were smarter than us. When the Indians were the only ones here: they did not pay taxes, they had no national debt, no military draft, no foreign aid, no nuclear weapons and women did all the work. What could be superior to that?”

A vacationer in South Dakota stopped at the blood bank to make a donation. Afterward, he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American. The tourist struck up a conversation and asked. “Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?” “Yes,” the man replied. “Are you a full-blooded Sioux?” “Well, actually, no,” said the man. “Right now I am a pint low.”