August 24 Humor

* In Alaska there came a question from a young Polar bear to his dad, “I am 100% Polar Bear?” “Of course, son you are all Polar bear. I am 100% Polar bear and my parents were 100% and you mother is purebred and her parents were purebred Polar Bear as well. Why do you ask?” The baby bear said, “Because I am cold.”

* A man was visiting the northern peninsula of Michigan talk with one of the farmers of the region. He said, “It must get really, really cold up here in the winter, “I don’t see how you can stand to be in the cold and dark for so many months.” The farmer answered, “We don’t even try anymore, We go South for the winter.” “Oh, you go to Florida?” “No,” said the Farmer,  “to Cleveland.”

It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little man slipped through the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out, he was bundled in two sweaters inside a thick rain coat. But even so, he still looked wet and bedraggled. As he unwound his scarf he said to the baker, “May I have two bagels to go, please?” The baker looked in astonishment, “Two bagels? Nothing more?” “That’s right,” answered the little man. “One for me and one for Gladys.”  “Gladys is your wife?” asked the baker. The little man replied,  “Do you think, my mother would send me out on a night like this?”