August 24th Humor

Give a man a fish and he will eat for day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes he took the book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It is a miracle.” “Not really.” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

A friend announced recently that she had started a fire in her microwave. She explained: “I needed so many paper towels to absorb the grease when cooking bacon, I thought I’d save money and use newspaper.”   “Did you ruin the oven?” I asked. “Well,” she continued reluctantly, “not the first time…’