August 26 Humor

* A hockey coach was told that his star center had been hit and suffered a concussion. The assistant told him that the player did not who he was. The coach responded, “Good, Tell him he is Wayne Gretzky. ”

* Calgary Flames coach Brian Sutter, was asked if the Sutter sons had always been competitive? “From the time the sun rose every morning we were competitive. We had seven kids and one bathroom. Now that’s competition.”

@ I got mugged by a magician. It’s not funny, he took my wallet, my watch, in even the silver dollar I had behind my ear.