August 5 Humor

* A husband was excitedly calling the relatives to give them the good news of their newborn babies.  He called his mother-in-law and told her, “We have twins.”  She was a little hard of hearing and asked, “Could you repeat that.”  He answered, “I doubt it, I was surprised it happened the first time.”

# My brother was alarmingly me by speeding through a red light. I  said “What if the traffic cameras are watching you?” “Stop worrying”. he sighs, “It doesn’t matter if they are watching or not,” he assured me  ” I dont have license plates yet.”

# Teaching the music of Grofe, Bernstein, Copland and Gershwin, I found it gratifying when students began to recognize a few of the works. After one listening exam, however, I realized I had to devote more time to spelling. Three students had identified Gershwin’s celebrated opus as “Rap City in Blue.”