August 5th Humor

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture was taken for speeding, even though I’m sure that I was not. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Thinking this was pretty funny, I drove past it even slower three more times laughing as it snapped away each time I drove by it at a snails pace. Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seatbelt.

* A husband was excitedly calling the relatives to give them the good news of their newborn babies.  He called his mother-in-law and told her, “We have twins.”  She was a little hard of hearing and asked, “Could you repeat that.”  He answered, “I doubt it, I was surprised it happened the first time.”

* And impetuous student negotiated date with a pair of Siamese twins one night. When he got home his roommate asked to do have a good time he replied “yes and no.”