August 5th Humor

One day while driving along a Blonde sees another Blonde in the middle of a wheat field rowing in a boat. So she stop’s and gets out of the car and shouts to the Blonde in the middle of the field, “It’s people like you that give all us Blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass!”

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture was taken for speeding, even though I’m sure that I was not. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Thinking this was pretty funny, I drove past it even slower three more times laughing as it snapped away each time I drove by it at a snails pace. Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat-belt.

# My brother was alarmingly me by speeding through a red light. I  said “What if the traffic cameras are watching you?” “Stop worrying”. he sighs, “It doesn’t matter if they are watching or not,” he assured me  ” I don’t have license plates yet.”