August 6 Humor

* The Leading executioner in Saudi Arabia says he likes his job and has no trouble sleeping at night. That’s, good listen, when the job stops being fun..…

With my old man I got no respect. When he told me I should start at the bottom, that was teaching me how to swim.

@ Our son-in-law, who is Japanese, hosted a dinner for the family at a local Japanese restaurant. When we picked up our chopsticks, he asked the waiter for fork. “You’re Japanese,” commented my nephew. “Why are you the only one not using chopsticks?”  With a laugh, my son in law replied, “I like to show off how well I can eat with a fork.”