August 6 Humor

* The Leading executioner in Saudi Arabia says he likes his job and has no trouble sleeping at night. That’s good, listen, when the job stops being fun!

@ Our son-in-law, who is Japanese, hosted a dinner for the family at a local Japanese restaurant. When we picked up our chopsticks, he asked the waiter for fork. “You’re Japanese,” commented my nephew. “Why are you the only one not using chopsticks?”  With a laugh, my son in law replied, “I like to show off how well I can eat with a fork.”

“Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking,” asked the little girl. Mother shook her head firmly and said, “No.”   “Please,” she begged. “Daddy is swimming out there.”   “I know, darling, but he is insured.”