August 7th Humor

* One night a teacher with a couple of her girlfriends had some drinks then went to a concert and found it full of young people. They were all in their 40’s and felt somewhat dowdy next to the energetic youngsters. As they left the crowd a tall good looking man came up to her. She was wondering whether his approach would make staying more worthwhile. The handsome hunk said, “Do you remember me? You were my teacher in the third grade.”

A customer at a home improvement store placed an electric drill and the counter along with $100 bill. While the clerk was ringing up the sale the man pulled out a gun and demanded all the cash in the register. The clerk quickly obliged and gave him the entire contents of the drawer $95. He took the money and fled the store. Sounds like a successful robbery right? Well it would have been except the man had left his original hundred dollar bill and the drill on the counter. Do you think the clerk should be allowed to keep the five dollars as a tip?

What do you get when you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your truck back and you stop drinking.