August 8 Humor

* It was evening and the hunters were sitting around the fire bragging about their dogs while the local guide just listened. One man bragged, “Take my Setter when I send him to the store for eggs he will not bring them home unless that are fresh.”  The next man topped that with. “My Springer goes out for cigars and gets my brand and he will not take one until I offer it to him.”  “Say, old timer, have you ever heard of dogs as smart as ours?”    “Just one, my brother’s dog”, came the reply. “Oh!, How is he smarter,” they asked. “Well, his dog runs the store where your two dogs trade.”

* A man trained his dog to go around the corner to Bud’s lounge every day with two dollar bills tucked under his collar and come back with cigarettes. Once the man only had  a five dollar bill. He put it under the collar and sent the dog on his way. An hour later the dog still had not returned, so he  went to Bud’s lounge and found his dog sitting on a bar stool drinking a beer. The dog owner said to the dog, “You’ve never done this before.” The dog replied, I never had the money before.”

@ I had a cosmic experience walking through the supermarket yesterday. I kept hearing a faint voice calling, “Water water.” I followed the whisper to the spot where they shelved the Kool Aid.