August 8th Humor

# A man robbed the St. Louis grocery store and to prevent from being identified he was carrying a spare shirt in his back pocket. In the process of changing while he ran down the street robber forgot he also put his gun in the same pocket. When he reached for the shirt he hit the trigger on the gun and shot himself in the leg.

This biker went to a Sturgis store the other day, and was in there for only about 5 minutes.  However, when he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.  So the biker went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So the biker called the cop a pencil-necked Nazi. The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!  So then the biker called the cop a piece of horseshit. The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the cars windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes and the more the biker abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote.  Of course, the biker didn’t care.  His motorcycle was parked around the corner.

* A man trained his dog to go around the corner to Bud’s lounge every day with 8 dollar bills tucked under his collar and come back with cigarettes. Once the man only had  a 20 dollar bill. He put it under the collar and sent the dog on his way. An hour later the dog still had not returned, so he  went to Bud’s lounge and found his dog sitting on a bar stool drinking a beer. The dog owner said to the dog, “You’ve never done this before.” The dog replied, “I never had the money before.”