Binky to the rescue
Binky the cat loves children and even plays with relatives he knows. Cynthia Kootz does hold Binky on her lap when certain company comes to visit. One day last week, Binky was on edge. when he heard a noise in the backyard around midnight. “I went outside, didn’t see anything, so I shut the light off and shut the garage,” said Kootz. A few minutes later, a man started banging on Cynthia’s front patio window. He tried to convince her to let him in and even offered to show her his identification. For her own safety, Cynthia refused. “I was shocked the first time Binky started growling.” The burglar had decided the bedroom window was his next move. “The next thing I knew, his hand went through that screen and then Binky went after him,” said Kootz. Binky launched a second attack when he tried yet a second time to get in the same window. As Binky attacked the burglar suspect, Kootz was on the phone calling 911. The officers arrived just as the burglar ran from the window right into the police. Indianapolis police knew they had the right guy from Cynthia’s description. They noticed right away that Scruggs was bleeding pretty badly, the 41-year-old explained that a cat in the house attacked him.
Bunglers Avenged
As the burglar entered our darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes and then…
…let my cat do the rest.
Why don’t you ever hear about burglars robbing politicians?
Professional courtesy.
Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks, “Is this whiskey?”
The other replies, “Yes…But not as wisky as wobbing a bank.”
Last night, my wife woke me up…
“Darling! Darling! There’s a burglar downstairs!!”
So I go down, check every room and don’t find anyone.
Then I realized I don’t have a wife and when I went back upstairs my bed and TV were gone.
Birthdays on May 6th
1994 – Naomi Scott, 1996 – Tiera Skovbye, 1986 – Shirey Lazar, 1983 – Adrianne Palicki
1955 – Tom Bergeron, 1982 – Jason Whitten, 1961 – George Clooney, 1932 – Willie Mays
Morning Motivator
The wise speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something.