Call Greta, we have found the cure
You may not be familiar with the name of the biggest waste recycler in many American cities, but an Omnivorous Mini-Mammal Rodent is literally taking the garbage off American streets and public places. Unfortunately many Americans are fighting and even killing these waste scavengers because they do not understand these intelligent, creative creatures are cleaning up the disease and global warming fodder humans leave behind. The arch villain in this effort is Terminix who claims to have killed millions of your little furry friends whose intelligence and scientific value is gigantic. So the battle lines are drawn.
Here are the ten US cities who have paid the most in bribes and poisons to leave human garbage to rot on the street and create homes for evil, putrid bacteria, allergies and viri:
- New York, NY 6. Chicago, IL
- Los Angeles, CA 7. Washington DC
- Philadelphia, PA 8. Boston
- San Francisco, CA 9. Dallas
- Houston, TX 10. Detroit
Humans and their careless attitudes bring millions of rodents into action to save homes, businesses and streets from the inevitable deterioration of discarded food and disease on people. New York city, who has their own Rat Czarina, is calling for their citizens and all the tourists to use their fortified garbage cans with locking lids to help save NYC from the scourge of careless garbage even though nature has created our furry friends to clean up, at least partially.
Knowing when to hand the problem over to a professional is vital if you live in one of the cities with the most rats or mice. Once you spot obvious signs like droppings, chewed wires, or hear scratching in your walls, you should contact an expert. At Terminix, our rodent control services are designed to eliminate current infestations while utilizing advanced exclusion techniques to keep them from coming back. Our experienced technicians will evaluate your home, build a customized treatment plan, and help ensure your property remains protected. Schedule an inspection to get started!
Rat food funnies
What do rich folks and rats have in common?
They’re both leaving New York City.
Finally revealed: the leading cause of death for rats and mice.
Research scientists and Environmentalists.
I read somewhere that WD40 is great for keeping mice out of your garbage.
I tried it… It doesn’t work!!
However, they have stopped squeaking.
Researchers have recently started using lawyers instead of rats in their lab experiments.
You don’t get so attached to them, and there are some things a rat just won’t do.
October 19th Birthdays
1999 – Katie Douglas, 1994 – Hunter King, 1983 – Gillian Jacobs, 1983 – Rebecca Ferguson
1963 – Evander Holyfield, 1977 – Jon Favreau, 1945 – John Lithgow, 1956 – Steve Doocy