Amish getting out
It is not unusual for Trumbull county sheriffs to encounter Amish buggies in the road. It is unusual for the Amish buggies to be out at 1 o’clock in the morning. The sheriff saw the buggy with its horse on along the shoulder of the road and stopped to check it out. He saw two men flee on foot into the woods when they saw him and the horse kept going. Which made it more conspicuous. The deputy found an open 12 pack of Budweiser on top of the buggy roof and a booming stereo system they had rigged up in the buggy. Apparently, these guys were taking their 18 year old sabbatical from being Amish and trying the wild side. The buggy was towed and the horse stabled until the fellows come forward to claim it and answer some questions. No mention was made of which music was on the stereo system.
Most of us want to complain about the frigid winter weather, Jennifer Staggemeyer of Wakon, Iowa, captured video of someone making the most of the snowy conditions. She was in the passenger seat and managed to record an Amish Iowa man skiing alongside the road, pulled by a horse and buggy that seemingly had no driver. “I first thought when I saw them up ahead that they were stuck in the ditch,” Staggemeyer told KWWL TV in Waterloo, Iowa. The man handled drifts on the side of the road like an expert as his well-trained horse kept up a swift pace near Harmony, Minnesota.
Humble Humor
There’s been a recent surge in the number of male crossdressers in the Amish community.
Be careful. Women you might see during the day, may actually be Mennonite.
Q: Did you hear about the Amish Flu? A: There are only two symptoms. First you get a little hoarse, then you get a little buggy.
Q: Why don’t the Amish water ski?
A: Because the horses would drown.
So someone online recently told me that he’s Amish…Wait a second…
What happened to the Amish boy who got in trouble for streaking at school?
He got suspendered.
November 10th Birthdays
1995 – Zoey Deutch, 1970 – Ellen Pampeo, 1968 – Tracy Morgan, 1984 – Miranda Lambert
1775 – United States Marines, 1944 – Tim Rice, 1987 – Josh Peck, 1483 – Martin Luther