Construction Lunch Truck

Construction Lunch Truck

The makers of Monkey Shoulder whiskey are touring with its giant mixing truck, which looks like a cement mixer truck with a giant martini shaker turning on the back. The 27-foot-long truck with a 2,400-gallon drink mixer on the back, will be serving serving cocktails at various locations in the Orlando area during the next week. A “Mixed Up Monkey” drink features Monkey Shoulder whiskey, mint simple syrup, fresh lemon juice, soda and mint leaves. The cement guys love it.

A cement truck smashed into a prison van…
Police are telling people to be on the lookout for 8 hardened criminals.

I like to draw shapes in the sidewalk with chalk…
But the street is where I draw the line

I just want to give a quick shout-out to cement sidewalks.
Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Why can’t you make sidewalks out of mushrooms?
They’re too easy to trip on.