* Don’t fall for this scam, there is no such thing as a free range Christmas tree. I paid an extra $50 to get one. I think I did something else stupid. I bought my Christmas tree… I let the salesmen talk me into the extended warranty.
# A10 year old girl asked and received help from the library and to use the computer catalog. Little while, the girl approached the library again, wanting to know how to spell “tequila. T-e-q-u-i-l-a, the girl thanked herand went back to the search. Short time later she came to the desk looking distraught. “I just can’t find it”, she said. “What book are you looking for, honey?” the librarian and asked. The little girl replied, “Tequila Mockingbird.”
* Last Christmas, I got no respect. In my stocking I got odor eaters