December 11 Humor

* I saw in a Magazine that a Russian claims to have invented a game which closely resembles golf. That must be the game my husband has been playing for years.

# Christmas is the time of year when people put so many lights on the outside of their houses don’t know if this celebrating the birth of Jesus or the Illuminating Company.

My fiancée and I had spent months preparing for our wedding. During the ceremony, we planned to recite our vows without any prompting from the pastor. When the day arrived, we stood face to face in the garden and Jim was so nervous that he accidentally omitted some of his lines. Nevertheless, I responded with my vows, and we were pronounced man and wife. When the minister greeted us in the receiving line, I jokingly asked him if our union was legal. After all, I said laughing, “Jim flubbed his lines.” “Your fine,” the minister replied reassuringly, but as he walked away he turned and said, “just don’t get sick.”