December 11 Humor

* I saw in a magazine that a Russian claims to have invented a game which closely resembles golf. That must be the game my husband has been playing for years.

# One of the nice things about Christmas in a big city is the way the office buildings leave lights on at night to form a cross and you can always tell the windows in the buildings on Madison Avenue. They’re the ones with the double cross.

# Christmas is the time of year when people put so many lights on the outside of their houses you don’t know if this celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.