December 12th Humor

# There are three major groups in Washington. The Hawks, the Doves, an the largest group of all the Parrots. The parrots don’t know what’s going on they just repeat everything that they hear.

It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airline counter including: “has anyone put anything into your baggage without your knowledge?” “If it was put there without my knowledge,” I asked “how would I know?” The agent behind the counter smiled smugly, “That’s why we ask.”

“I was very unpopular child,” says comedian Rita Rovner. “I had only two friends. They were imaginary. They would only play with each other.”