December 16 Humor

How is a divorce in North Dakota like a hurricane in Florida? Either way, you lose the trailer.

The patient was given the good news after years of therapy and medication the doctor declared him cured of his delusion that he was Napoleon.  “Oh wonderful,” the man exclaimed, “May I use your phone, I need to call Josephine and tell her the news.” 

There’s a Hollywood star who wanted to get a divorce in the same dress her mother got divorced in.