December 17 Humor

 The 110th anniversary of the Wright Brothers flight. In their whole lives they only earned three frequent flyer miles.

@ As a dental hygienist, I try to relax my new patients by explaining what I am going to do to them and why we do each procedure and show them the tools. One day a policeman was in the chair and listened to the whole spiel and then I asked if he had any questions. He had one. ” I have never given you a ticket, have I?”

# Television is so bad this season, the children are doing their homework.