December 18 Humor

“How do you like the new minister?” A customer asked one of the merchants in small town.    “I haven’t heard him preach, but I like him fine,” said the merchant. “How can you like him if you haven’t heard him?”   ‘I know that he is good, because everyone in town is beginning to pay off their bills.”

We had gotten into some embarrassing overspending habits and needed to severely change our ways. I cut back and saved money and in a few months got our bills caught up and decided to celebrate by taking a little trip. We stayed at a motel and the clerk asked for my credit card. He looked at the back of the card and returned it asking, “Are you sure you want to use this?” I was puzzled and took the card and looked at the back. There was a hand written message on the back of the card. “Use this and Die.”

A man loved to have a big cup of coffee on his way to work in the morning so he went out of his way to buy packages of the extra large Styrofoam cups for his daily commute. One morning he could don’t find any of them and asked his wife what had become of them. She explained she had heard that decomposing Styrofoam in landfills was going to ruin the ozone layer and she felt she had to do something to stop it. So she threw the cups in the garbage.