December 22nd Humor

@ There was a trial in the San Diego criminal court. Two men were on trial for an armed robbery. The prosecutor asked an eyewitness a series of questions. “Were you at the scene of this robbery?”  “Yes sir.” “Did you see the getaway car leave the scene at a high rate of speed?”  “Yes sir.” “Did you observe the occupants of that car?” “Yes sir, two men.” And boomed the prosecutor with a wide sweeping gesture, “Are those two men present in this court room today?”  As the prosecutor swung about he saw that the two defendants had raised their hands.

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.   The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know the prices of drinks,” and gives him 15 cents change. The bartender says, “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.”  The gorilla replies, ‘Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain’t coming back, either.””

Did you hear about Adolph the brown nosed reindeer, he could run as fast as Rudolph, he just could not stop as fast.