December 22nd Humor

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring; therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.

Did you hear about Adolph the brown nosed reindeer? He could fly as fast as Rudolph, he just could not stop as fast.

Politics is like pro-wrestling, everyone knows it’s rigged, but complaining on the Internet that your guy didn’t win makes you look stupid.