December 26th Humor

A man told his friend: “My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space.”

* At the restaurant on the corner I looked at the menu and asked, “What is this blended coffee?” The waitress said, “Yesterday’s and today’s.”

A woman reported to the police that her neighbors were practicing bird calls with whistles. She said she told them several times to keep the noise down, to no avail. The deputy located the source of the noise. It was a bird.