December 28 Humor

@ My grandfather was sipping a beer when he confessed to me that he drank more than usual the day before.  “What is more than usual?” I asked.  “A case.”   “You  drank a case of beer in a day?”   “Well,” he grumbled defensively, “it doesn’t take all day.”

*I don’t want to say that inflation is running away but at the mall I saw gumball machine that took dollar bills.

@ Four beer company presidents walk into a bar from an industry meeting. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender gives him a Corona. The guy from Budweiser says, “I would like the best beer in the world, give me the King of Beers, a Budweiser,” the bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I want the only beer with made with Rocky Mount Spring water,” he gets his Coors. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a tea,” The bartender is a little taken aback but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” The Guinness president replies, “I thought since you guys were not drinking beer neither would I.”