December 3 Humor

* Many smokers, it is true, die of lung cancer, but anti smoking Nazis die of stress related heart attacks.

@ The young lady had applied to many colleges and asked for scholarships at most of them. She got accepted at the university of Las Vegas and was telling her mother they had awarded her the Las Vegas Strip scholarship. The mother asked, “What exactly did you do to win that scholarship?”

# The astronomy class at the University of Toledo seemed easy at first, but as the quarter progressed, the material got more complicated. One day, a professor with discussing a nebular condensation accretion theory, which explains the formation of our solar system. After an hour of note taking, a classmate put down his pencil with a sigh. “You know, he said, this topic was a lot easier back in Sunday school.”