December 3 Humor

The father of a girl away at college was asked, “What is your daughter going to be when she graduates from school?”    The father thought a minute and said, “From her training so far, I think she will be a great professional fund raiser.”

The young lady had applied to many colleges and asked for scholarships at most of them. She got accepted at the university of Las Vegas and was telling her mother they had awarded her the Las Vegas Strip scholarship. The mother asked, “What exactly did you do to win that scholarship?”

At a workshop on dog temperament, then instructor told us of a  test for canines disposition. The owner was to fall down and act hurt. A dog with a bad temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a dog with a good temperament would lick his owner’s face and show concern. Once while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try this out on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart let out a scream and collapsed on the floor. The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.  839