December 4 Humor

 Edison spent years trying to invent an electrical light bulb. After thousands of failed attempts he ran into the house from his laboratory and up the stars shouting, carrying his invention. He ran into the bedroom of his sleeping wife and exclaimed, “I’ve done it, I’ve done it.” She rolled over, looked at him and said, “Will you please turn that light off and come to bed.”

In Antarctica there came a question from a young Polar bear to his dad, “I am 100% Polar Bear?” “Of course, son you are all Polar bear. I am 100% Polar bear and my parents were 100% and you mother is pure bred and her parents were purebred Polar Bear as well. Why do you ask?” The baby bear said, “Because I am cold.”

The husband explained to his wife. “Sorry, I forgot your birthday dear, but even George Washington does not get to celebrate on the exact day.”