December 6 Humor

* The candidate’s wife at the end of the day dropped wearily in to an easy chair and took off her shoes and said  “Boy what a day, I have never been so tired in my life.”   Her husband growled, “Why should you be tired? I am the one that had to make seven speeches at seven whistle stops.”    The exhausted wife responded, “Yes, but I had to listen to all seven of them.”

@ A man walked into a pub in Ocala, Florida with a large alligator on a leash. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender, “Do you serve IRS agents here?” “Sure do,” replied the barkeep. The stranger said, “Good, I will have a Budweiser and the gator’ll have an IRS agent.”

The optimist sees a glass that’s half full. The pessimist sees the glass is half empty. An engineer sees a glass is twice as big as needs to be.