December 6 Humor
* The candidate’s wife at the end of the day dropped wearily in to an easy chair and took off her shoes and said “Boy, what a day, I have never been so tired in my life.” Her husband growled “Why should you be tired? I am the one that had to make seven speeches at seven whistle stops.” The exhausted wife responded, “Yes, but I had to listen to all seven of them.”
* The politician was pretty pumped since he felt he had delivered a wonderful stump speech that was educational and motivational. He looked out over the audience and asked, “Are there any questions?” One man in the rear raised his hand and asked, “Who else is running?”
@ A man walked into a pub into Ocala Florida with a large alligator on a leash. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender, “Do you serve IRS agents here?” “Sure do” replied the barkeep. The stranger said, “Good, I will have a Budweiser and the gator will have an IRS agent”.