Everything is easy online
Lisa Landon, of Littleton, NH impersonated a county prosecutor when she filed bogus documents with court officials declaring that her drug possession and stalking case had been dropped, according to recently released indictments. Creative Lisa submitted the fake documents in three different court cases last November and December. She used the New Hampshire court’s electronic records system to file. County prosecutors became suspicious when they heard from a state forensic examiner, who had been scheduled to perform a competency evaluation on Landon. Lisa also filed an order to waive filing fees in a lawsuit she brought against the county and an order on behalf of a relative to halt guardianship proceedings involving Landon’s child. Landon’s has a criminal record for stalking, possession, burglary and theft. She may be a criminal, but not a dumb one.
Order in the court
The judge says: “You must pay the court $12,000.”
Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”
The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”
Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”
Juries scare me. I don’t want to put my faith in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
The defendant was asked to rise and approach the bench. The judge asked, “Do you have anything to offer this court before you are sentenced?” The defendant said, “No sir, that lawyer took my last dollar.”
The shoplifter was nabbed stealing jewelry from a Wal-Mart in Houghton Lake, Michigan, she offered this excuse, “I never steal anything, but I have a court date tomorrow and I want to look good for the judge.”
April 2nd Birthdays
1990 – Christina Masterson, 1982 – Bethany Joy Lenz, 2000 – Sophie Reynolds
1976 – Adam Rodriquez, 1962 – Christopher Meloni, 1978 – Michael Fassbender
Morning Motivator
Every person I meet is my superior; in that, I learn of them.