February 11th Jokes

* I work in a hospital admitting office which is usually busy and often we do not have time for niceties, but try to process each one as quickly as we can. A senior lady came in and stood rather confused looking around. Someone told her to take a form and fill out and we would call her as soon as she was done. She obeyed and sat down with the paperwork and began to fill in the blanks to the best of her ability. When she was done she waited to be called to the desk and I asked her to take out her insurance cards and started entering date into the computer. I got her doctor’s name and the list of medications she was taking, After the preliminaries, I asked “And what brings you to the hospital today?” She answered, “I came to visit my neighbor here, but this has taken so long, I don’t think I will have any time to stay.”

@ The new bishop was the guest of honor at the 100th anniversary of the church. He visited the Sunday school and chatted with the children. He asked if any of them knew what a bishop does? Six year old Kevin did not hesitate, but raised his hand and said, “Moves diagonally.”

* While visiting someone at the hospital I noticed that most of the young nurses had apple pins on the lapels of their uniforms. Curious, I asked one of the attractive young girls what the pins were for. She explained, “Those pins are just to keep the doctors away.”