February 12th Jokes

My son’s first real job took him to Szechuan China during the Chinese New Year. I asked Todd why it was called the year of the pig. “I’m not sure,” he wrote back. “A few months ago it was the year of the dog, and I’m still writing dog on all my checks.”

* In Washington they have four reasons for doing everything. None of the reasons they give you is the real one.

Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women? A: No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one….