February 13th Jokes

Looking through the want ads last week, came across a job that required a college degree or the equivalent. Finally, I thought my eight years of high school are paying off.

A reporter was interviewing Sir Winston Churchill. “What do you say, sir,” he asked, “to the prediction that in the year 2020 women will be ruling the world?” Churchill smiled his wise old cherub smile, “They still will, eh?”

One of the recent protesters was heard talking to his girlfriend on his cell  phone. “I am going over to get my unemployment check and then over to school to see if my Pell grant came through, and then get the food stamps and on the way back get my test results at the free clinic. We need to be back downtown at noon for the protest against the greedy establishment.”