February 13th Jokes

A reporter was interviewing Sir Winston Churchill. “What do you say, sir,” he asked, “to the prediction that in the year 2020 women will be ruling the world?” Churchill smiled his wise old cherub smile, “They still will, eh?”

Looking through the want ads last week, came across a job that required a college degree or the equivalent. Finally, I thought my eight years of high school are paying off.

“Do you drink?” the girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law.”  “First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation” asked son-in-law.