February 15th Jokes

* A ship carrying 4000 Chinese “Cherry”  automobiles sank after colliding with an oil tanker. The officials calculated the loss of cars at over $3000.

@ I believe in honesty and integrity. Someone asked me what I would do if I found a million dollars on the street. I said that if it belonged to a poor person I would give it back.

@ A man and wife are in bed watching “Who wants to be a millionaire” the husband says, “Would you like to make love?”  The wife says, “No,” the husband asks, “Is that your final answer?” The wife says, “Yes.” The husband says, “Then I would like to call a friend.”