February 16th Jokes

Sam showed up at a revival meeting seeking help. “I need you to pray for my hearing,” he tells the preacher. The preacher calls him up to the front and puts his fingers in the Sam’s ears and prays and prays and prays. When he is done praying, he asks Sam, “How is your hearing now?” “I don’t know,” says Sam. “I don’t go to court until next Tuesday.”

Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank — proving once and for all, that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.