February 17th Jokes

* Lincoln worked for his education, he walked 12 miles to school and 12 miles back home every day. No matter whether rain, or snow, or hail. No school bus, no federal lunch program. Man what a lousy PTA that school must have had.

# Sign in the English department at the University of Oklahoma read: “Due to budget cuts, we regret to inform you that the light at the end of the tunnel is being turned off effective immediately.”

@ Driving up the hill, I came to a stop for red light when I noticed the car ahead of me in a small sign taped to his back window. Hoping for a closer look, I crept as close as I could to the other vehicles back bumper the sign read: “Please stay back learning to shift.”