February 19th Jokes

I was in Navy boot camp and the food was not at all like at home. Mostly I ate all the snacks and glasses of milk. One day I went through the chow line and all I had was a big piece of cake on my tray. One of the cooks eyed that and asked, “Would you like two pieces of cake, sailor?” I eagerly said, “Yes.” With that the cook leaned over took his knife and cut my cake in half.

* My daughter was having a dinner party and I volunteered to help her. My job was to clean out the freezer and make room for the food. I restacked and shuffled and somewhere in the bottom I found a plastic container that looked like it had a hotdog, sauerkraut, noodle casserole in cream sauce. It looked pretty bad and set aside to throw out. When my daughter came into the kitchen she asked why the casserole was out thawing. I told her it looked pretty old and grungy and I was going to toss it. She stopped me saying, “You can’t throw that away. Every time John comes home and sees that thing defrosting he thinks of a restaurant we have to go to.”

The White House is pointing out that all presidents take vacations. Teddy Roosevelt took trips to Long Island, Harry Truman would go to Key West and of course, Donald Trump would go to LegoLand.