February 21st Jokes

@ We had made some changes in our life. My husband had recently lost 50 pounds and I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home from my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug and he clung to me for much longer than usual. I asked, “Did you miss me that much today, dear?” He said, “No but you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go.”

* There are three major groups in Washington. The Hawks, the Doves, an the largest group of all the parakeets. The parakeets don’t know what’s going on, they just repeat everything that they hear.

Two buddies were commenting on their friend Harry’s bad luck at the track. The first one said, “It is funny you know how lucky Harry is at cards and how unlucky he is on the horses.” His buddy said, “Nothing funny about it, they won’t let Harry shuffle the horses.”