February 23rd Humor

An accountant couldn’t get to sleep, so he tried counting sheep. But then he made a mistake and it took him all night to find it.

A lady visited a dermatologist complaining of a skin rash. She told the doctor she had the rash for some time now. The Doc asked, “Have you been treated for this rash before?” “Yes, by my druggist.” “And what kind of foolish advice did the druggist give you?” “He told me to come and see you.”

“Yesterday, North Korea launched a big long-range missile. It was supposed to scare everybody. It exploded less than a minute after launching. In fact, leader Kim Jong Un was so mad, he went home, kicked his dog, and then ate it.”