February 26th Humor

Anthropologists have discovered a 15 billion year old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact. They’re not sure, but they think it may be the remains very first hockey player.

Today we spend $80,000 for a school bus to pick up the kids right at the front door so they don’t have to walk to school. Then we spend $1 million to build a gym at school so the kids can get some exercise.

The toothbrush was invented in Kentucky. If had it had been developed anywhere else it would have been the teethbrush.