February 24th Jokes

* I had a Jewish baby delivery: they knocked me out at the first pain and didn’t wake me up until the hairdresser showed.

Today we spend $80,000 for a school bus to pick up the kids right at the front door so they don’t have to walk to school. Then we spend $1 million to build a gym at school so the kids can get some exercise.

Police were called to a fight at a family’s birthday party in Naples, Florida.  Cecelia Gonzales was arrested for assaulting her neighbor. Cops pinned the crime on her because of the tooth marks on the victim. Gonzalez was the only adult present with all her teeth.