February 24th Jokes

* I had a Jewish baby delivery: they knocked me out at the first pain and didn’t wake me up until the hairdresser showed.

Today we spend $80,000 for a school bus to pick up the kids right at the front door so they don’t have to walk to school. Then we spend $1 million to build a gym at school so the kids can get some exercise.

During a family dinner my brother, the dentist, was giving all of us a pep talk about the importance of flossing. My other brother commented, “flossing is really a pain in the rear.” The dentist came back with, “then you are definitely not doing it right.”