February 27 Humor

* “I never saw you rolling your own cigarettes before. Why are you doing them now?”

“Because, the after my check up, the doctor said I should be getting a little exercise.”

@ America is the land that people will risk their lives and cross oceans to come to and then are not willing to stand in line to vote to keep it free.

* A salesman rang the bell and a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?”¬†¬† The boy took the cigar out of his mouth. Flicked the ashes on the floor and asked, “What do you think?”