February 4 Humor

* The roadway led us to a covered bridge just as another car approached from the opposite direction. We were at an impasse, the other driver-clearly feeling wrong-shouted, “I never back up for idiots.” My friend put her car in reverse and yelled out the window, “I do.”

* The banking crisis has gotten so bad that three different banks are holding sub prime mortgages with the Brooklyn bridge as collateral.

@ A shy awkward freshman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”