February 4th Jokes

* The banking crisis has gotten so bad that three different banks are holding sub prime mortgages with the Brooklyn bridge as collateral.

@ A shy awkward freshman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”

A man robbed a convenience store wearing a wig, a dress, high heels, and full makeup. The high heeled highwaymen took the money and ran but not too far. Running in a tight fitting skirt was harder than the man had thought and he kept falling down. Eventually the police drug the drag queen away.